Os portugueses têm de salvar-se de si próprios, para salvarem Portugal

quinta-feira, 8 de fevereiro de 2007

865. Oh, dear!

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a USA visa.

Consul:.......... What is your name?
Arab:............. Abdul Aziz
Consul:.......... Sex?
Arab:............. Six to ten times a week
Consul:.......... I mean, male or female?
Arab:............. Both, male and female. Sometimes even camels.
Consul:.......... Holy cow!
Arab:............. Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul:.......... Man!... Isn't it hostile?
Arab:............. Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul:.......... Oh, dear!
Arab:............. Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

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2 comentários:

Isabel-F. disse...

rsss...
o humor sabe sempre bem...

carneiro disse...

Muito bom.